Bill Gates attended to a bit of unfinished business Thursday.
Gates, who dropped out of Harvard in his junior year before co-founding Microsoft Corp. and going on to become the world's richest person, stopped off at his former stomping grounds to collect an honorary law degree.
Now his parents can stop being so ashamed of that son of theirs who could've been a lawyer, but went and dropped out instead. Congratulations, Bill! You're not a loser anymore!
Oh, and I KNOW Ms. Lopez will mention this tomorrow. "Last time we were talking about Bill Gates, quiet please, and I was reading the news today, and he was in it. I'm talking, don't talk. Proof that, yes, what we learn is relevant. Shut up!"
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