I saw this in Sports Illustrated a couple weeks ago and I thought to myself: "Damn, this is the best quote of 2008."
"Nader recounted a recent meeting with editors at The Washington Post, who he said told him the paper wasn’t covering his campaign because he had no chance of winning. According to Nader, he replied: 'Then why are you covering the Nationals?' a reference to Washington’s long-suffering baseball team."