Wednesday, January 2, 2008

Iowa caucus tomorrow!

DES MOINES, Iowa—Presidential candidates are making a final plea to Iowans: turn out for tomorrow's caucuses.

Ah, yes, the time has come to pick the most pissed-off white-trash redneck conservative and the oldest hippie liberal douche. And then, one of those people will become the most powerful person in the world.

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