Friday, June 27, 2008

My Own Musing: MTV Music Videos

I walked downstairs to see what was for dinner (just a few minutes ago) when I happened to notice soft core pornography on the T.V! I am not talking about Jenna Jameson and Briana Banks making out, not that, but instead a music video. I didn't pay attention to who was doing the hollering (I think they call it rapping nowadays); I noticed two girls next to a flashing wall with their roundish boobs on display. They weren't standing there innocently either -- they were doing dance moves akin to what you see in strip clubs (I wouldn't know, but I do). Now, let me just get this clear: If I want my daily fixing of pornography (I think Chris calls it "hamburgers"), I can just type in some obnoxious phrase in my little Google search bar, be it "woman and dog" or "tub girl". Since when did MTV Hits become Girls Gone Wild? What ever happened to real music videos? Occasionally, I will see The Verve's Bittersweet Symphony video (one of my favorites of all time) come on, but a couple of hours later I see scantily clad black girls. I fucking hate censorship, but they need to get this shit off the tube. The end.

I hate swearing like this too, but I'm sorry.


  1. I see your point and I think I agree with it, but, no offense now, but it sounds kinda gay. And, btw I only referred to porno as hamburgers that one time in that last post. I've never referred to it that way at any other point in my life. I appreciate your ranting though lol. Keep up the good work. MTV is bullshit, and the sooner it collapses the better the world will be. Of course, we can't censor it, but we can ignore, even easier.

  2. Know why there's so many pregnant teens? Not because Juno made it look cool...because MTV turned all those girls into skanks.

  3. No problem. I think we should all sign a statement proclaiming our unity against MTV. And Nickelback.

  4. Fallon if that comment is a reference to the Dead Kennedys song, then excellent. If not then check it out. One thing though, if MTV is gone then VH1 will take it's place. And so on.....

  5. MTV=Music Television. VH1=Video Hits 1, as in music videos. Ever watch those channels ten years ago? They actually had MUSIC-related programming!

  6. Yeah, but even then they were a farse. I could go into this whole thing again, but I'm not in the mood. Maybe at your graduation Ben.


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