Monday, March 24, 2008

Jordan's betting on Sox again


Jordan's Furniture is betting again on a Red Sox win, this time a sweep of the World Series. Jordan's chief executive Eliot Tatelman revealed today at Fenway Park that if the Boston Red Sox sweep the 2008 World Series by winning the first four games, customers who make a purchase between March 25 and April 27 will receive sofas, sectionals, dining room tables, beds, mattresses, and rugs for free as part of its new "Monster Sweep" promotion.
Quick!  Buy some furniture, and hope the Red Sox use steroids and don't get caught!  Or, you know, win without the aid of dangerous drugs.  They can do that, too, right?

Posted By Ben Tan at 3/24/2008 04:53:00 PM
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3 comments:

  1. Glen MaganziniMonday, March 24, 2008 at 6:00:00 PM EDT

    Doesn't that sign say if the Red Sox "win the championship in 2007"?

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  2. Ben TanMonday, March 24, 2008 at 10:16:00 PM EDT

    Oh, you get the point. What, you think we practice GOOD journalism here at the Étudiant?

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  3. Glen MaganziniMonday, March 24, 2008 at 10:27:00 PM EDT

    I only expect the finest.

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