Thursday, April 24, 2008

Bill Hicks on Rick Astley

Rick Astley? Have you seen this banal incubus at work? Boy, if this guy isn’t heralding Satan’s imminent approach to Earth, huh. “Don’t ever wanna make you cry, never wanna make you sigh…never gonna break your heart.” …oh, I wouldn’t worry about that without a dick, buddy. You got a corn nut! You got a clit! You’re not even a guy! You’re an AIDS germ that got off a slide! They’re puttin’ music to AIDS germs, they’re puttin’ a drum machine behind them in a metronome beat and Ted Turner’s colorizing ‘em, God damn it!


  1. Awesome clip, yeah you could apply that bit (and all of his bits on mediocre hack rock stars) to the stars of today. In Heaven, Jimi Hendrix is raping Miley Cyrus, while she screams for her Pop.

  2. Note on the last comment, I forgot to say, that would be Bill's new bit, cause of course that piece of shit and her father still melt the masses' brains with their puerile bullshit.


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