Rick Astley? Have you seen this banal incubus at work? Boy, if this guy isn’t heralding Satan’s imminent approach to Earth, huh. “Don’t ever wanna make you cry, never wanna make you sigh…never gonna break your heart.” …oh, I wouldn’t worry about that without a dick, buddy. You got a corn nut! You got a clit! You’re not even a guy! You’re an AIDS germ that got off a slide! They’re puttin’ music to AIDS germs, they’re puttin’ a drum machine behind them in a metronome beat and Ted Turner’s colorizing ‘em, God damn it!
Thursday, April 24, 2008
Bill Hicks on Rick Astley
Labels:
Bill Hicks,
comedy,
Glen Maganzini,
pop culture
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Awesome clip, yeah you could apply that bit (and all of his bits on mediocre hack rock stars) to the stars of today. In Heaven, Jimi Hendrix is raping Miley Cyrus, while she screams for her Pop.
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