SCRANTON, Pennsylvania: Senators Barack Obama and Hillary Rodham Clinton opened their final push across Pennsylvania here Monday, rallying their committed supporters and seeking to win over a dwindling lot of undecided voters in the most expensive presidential primary in state history.
It's three in the morning. The phone rings. President Clinton answers.
Clinton: NOT RIGHT NOW, I'M HAVING MY PERIOD!
Not that President Obama would be much better.
Obama (very well spoken, even though he JUST woke up): Hello. Why yes, my refrigerator IS running. Oh, what a clever play on words! Yes, you got me. Perhaps if I had more experience, I wouldn't have fallen for that trick. Yes. Good night to you as well.