Monday, April 21, 2008

Clinton, Obama fight for Pennsylvania

SCRANTON, Pennsylvania: Senators Barack Obama and Hillary Rodham Clinton opened their final push across Pennsylvania here Monday, rallying their committed supporters and seeking to win over a dwindling lot of undecided voters in the most expensive presidential primary in state history.

It's three in the morning. The phone rings. President Clinton answers.


Not that President Obama would be much better.

Obama (very well spoken, even though he JUST woke up): Hello. Why yes, my refrigerator IS running. Oh, what a clever play on words! Yes, you got me. Perhaps if I had more experience, I wouldn't have fallen for that trick. Yes. Good night to you as well.

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