Here are some inspiring,hilarious,philosophical musings for you and your mother(and well hell throw the grandmother in there too!). Enjoy!
"I smoke. If this bothers anyone, I suggest you look around at the world in which we live and shut your fuckin' mouth."- Bill Hicks
"Everybody's worried about stopping terrorism. Well, there's a really easy way: stop participating in it."- Noam Chomsky
"As usual, there is a great woman behind every idiot"- John Lennon
"People say crazy shit during sex. One time I called this girl 'Mom.'"- Randal Graves
"For every prohibition you create you also create an underground."- Jello Biafra
"Always aim at complete harmony of thought and word and deed. Always aim at purifying your thoughts and everything will be well."- Mohandas Gandhi
"You're not to be so blind with patriotism that you can't face reality. Wrong is wrong, no matter who does it or says it"- Malcolm X
"Avoid all needle drugs,the only dope worth shooting is Richard Nixon."-Abbie Hoffman
"Of course voting is useful. But then again, I don't put a big glow to it. Voting is about as essential as washing yourself. It's something you're supposed to do. Now, you can't go around bragging, expecting to get props because you voted. That's stupid." - Chuck D.
"I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me."- Hunter S. Thompson
"My mother answers all my fan mail"- Patti Smith
"I try not to think too much about what the audience is thinking and what they think I should do."- Kim Gordon
"Think for yourself and question authority."- Timothy Leary(my all time favorite quote!)
"All murderers are punished unless they kill in large numbers and to the sound of trumpets."- Voltaire
"Cocaine is God's way of saying you're making too much money."- Robin Williams