Thursday, June 19, 2008

Food Review: Betty Crocker Warm Delights Fudge Brownie

Name: Betty Crocker Warm Delights - Hot Fudge Brownie
Type: Dessert
Grade: 100 out of 100

Description: Being the dumb ass that I am, I couldn't understand the directions for all of three minutes. After I finally realized that one tablespoon PLUS one teaspoon equals one tablespoon and one teaspoon, I began. I also sucked at one more thing: the directions say to pour the mix into the bowl (the one provided), but I poured it into separate bowl. That said, I might have lost some valuable portion of the brownie right there. When all the mix was in the correct bowl, I put it in the microwave and set the timer to :45 (that is what the directions asked me to do). It clearly wasn't even close to brownie-like when the timer went off so I did as the directions suggested: time it for another :10 seconds. Still wasn't done after that. Another :10...still not done. One final :10 and voila it looked just like the average oven baked brownie. I poured the fudge topping on top of the finished product and let it cool for a few minutes. Once I started to indulge, I realized that this was the best f-ing brownie that I ever had in my life. By itself, the brownie was fudgey, but it got ten times more orgasmic with the fudge. It is safe to say that I will be enjoying this delectable treat for many days, months, and years to come.


  1. how much does this shit cost?

  2. I think anywhere from two-fifty to four-fifty depending on where you get it.


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